Hillbilly Medical Dictionary
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ARTERY The study of painting
BACTERIA The back door of the cafeteria
BARIUM What the doctors do when patients die
BOWEL A letter like A, E, I, O, or U
CAESARIAN SECTION A neighborhood in Rome
CAT SCAN Searching for a kitty
CAUTERIZE Made eye contact with her
COLIC A sheep dog
D & C Where Washington is
DILATE To live long
ENEMA Not a friend
FESTER Quicker
G.I. SERIES A Soldiers Ball Game
HANGNAIL A coat hook
IMPOTENT Distinguished, well known
LABOR PAIN Getting hurt at work
MEDICAL STAFF A doctor's cane
MORBID A higher offer
NITRATES Cheaper than day rates
NODE Was aware of
OUTPATIENT A person who fainted
PAP SMEAR A fatherhood test
PELVIS A cousin to Elvis
POST OPERATIVE A letter carrier
RECOVERY ROOM A place to do reupholstery
RECTUM Dang near killed 'em
SEIZURE A Roman Emperor
TABLET A small table
TERMINAL ILLNESS Getting sick at the airport
TUMOR More than one
URINE Opposite of you're out
VARICOSE Nearby


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